We will now take them down, cluck cluck.
Time to send out the spies:
Chickenmumbatumbo- Chickenmumbatumbo means "Slaughterer of Chickens" in the ancient language. And I assure you, he can defeather a chicken faster than you can say "antidisestablishmentarianism." Chickenmumbatumbo is head of our top secret organization known as CFC (our massive army to investigate all chicken activity). He also makes tea and cucumber sandwiches for nerve_center picnics.
The CCC (Clu Clucks Clan)- The Clu Clucks Clan is our anti-chicken guerilla group. This is all you need to know. Funding is laundered through WTO bank accounts including: Bill Gates, dengxhinglau, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Viva La Chicken Revolution!