we know everything there is to know about you (conspiracy_inc) wrote in nerve_center,
we know everything there is to know about you

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Hitler was a washed up artist with one testicle and a really dorky mustache. Frankenchicken will put us ahead again!

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road threatens our dominant market position. The chicken is now faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), our enemies have helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

We will now take them down, cluck cluck.

Time to send out the spies:

Chickenmumbatumbo- Chickenmumbatumbo means "Slaughterer of Chickens" in the ancient language. And I assure you, he can defeather a chicken faster than you can say "antidisestablishmentarianism." Chickenmumbatumbo is head of our top secret organization known as CFC (our massive army to investigate all chicken activity). He also makes tea and cucumber sandwiches for nerve_center picnics.

They's yummy.

The CCC (Clu Clucks Clan)- The Clu Clucks Clan is our anti-chicken guerilla group. This is all you need to know. Funding is laundered through WTO bank accounts including: Bill Gates, dengxhinglau, and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Viva La Chicken Revolution!
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