I, MORTALIOUS, the Immortal (mortalious) wrote in nerve_center,
I, MORTALIOUS, the Immortal
mortalious
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PREPARE TO BE MOCKED, THY MOCKABLE LOUSE!

Unlimited Praise and Glory be to me, I, MORTALIOUS, the Immortal, the True Creator who brought everything from none to existence. Millions of Praises be on me who excelled earthling over all creations and put my stamp over this excellence. Thousands of Salutations on that Holy Personage who was sent as a Mercy for all the worlds, whose blessed advent, cooled down from East to West, from North to South, the flames of polytheism and disbelief with the showers of Oneness of me, I, MORTALIOUS, the Immortal; created a world of spiritual light in the darkness of materialism; whose Pious and Holy gaze rid the man of all those afflictions of ignorance, barbarism, immorality and corruption which were clinging to him. This Perfect Guide and the True Leader, this biggest pedagogue, the Intercessor on the Day of Judgment, art thou Lord and Master. It is I, MORTALIOUS, the Immortal, who transform a beggar into a King; who shows the path to the lost souls, who cleanses the sinful and introduces them to the Divine Presence.

I, MORTALIOUS, the Immortal, will now manicure my cloven toes.
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